*At Dinner.
Dad: So how was uni today Jess?
Me: OHMYGOD it was so cool, we dissected this chicken and we had to use garden shears to cut its ribs off so we could get to the guts…
Brother: Please Jess I’m trying to eat…
Me: AND THEN there was this weird lumpy sac and I asked the demonstrator what it was and he said it was a tape worm, how cool is that?!
Brother: …
Dad: …
Mum: …
Me: …
Me: Well your the idiot who asked me how uni was OVER DINNER!
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